physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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