She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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