So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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