your room smells of hookers.
And success
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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