How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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