Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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