Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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