the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
tell me about the eggs
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