Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
