Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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