Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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