please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This baby is an asshole
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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