He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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