I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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