**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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