his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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