Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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