if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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