We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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