i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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