I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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