If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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