At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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