Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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