Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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