Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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