new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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