So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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