The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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