How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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