I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She's the barista slut.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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