Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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