The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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