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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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