It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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