i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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