Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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