don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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