Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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