Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
they need to just BURY HIM!
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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