dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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