Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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