i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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