who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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