please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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