She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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