Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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