I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I love you. Go after that dick
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