a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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