Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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