in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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