complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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