I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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