I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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