How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Randomize