we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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